By now, you should have received our automated message via asteroid transmission. If not, try checking your local crater for a signal.
In this revolutionary new system, we'll be using a network of asteroids as a communication relay system for the masses. No more pesky satellites or boring old fiber optic cables!
Our team of expert Asteroid Engineers have been hard at work, deploying a fleet of solar-powered transceivers and high-gain parabolic antennas.
For more information on how to join the Asteroid Revolution, visit our Asteroid Engineer Certification Program