MONDAY

Welcome to Monday, the day of the week where your dreams of productivity are crushed by the weight of a looming to-do list.

Here are your options for the day:

• Put off until Tuesday
• Try to remember what day it is on Wednesday
• Almost Thursday, but not quite
• Finally, the weekend is coming, but only after a long day
• Spend the day in your PJs, but still pretend to be productive
• Repeat the same resolutions and failures from last week, but with a slight variation