You have 30 minutes to read this entire page without looking at your phone. If you fail, you will be forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.
No Wikipedia, no Google, no Reddit. You must read only what's on this page.
No breaks, no sips of water, no bathroom visits. You must read until you've read it all.
No help, no hints, no mercy. You're on your own.
Good luck, reader. Good luck.
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