6:00 PM - Arrival of the infamous "Cereal Breakfast" dinner party attendees, clad in their Sunday best.
6:15 PM - The Panel of Experts (POE) convenes to discuss the finer points of existential dread and the meaninglessness of life.
6:30 PM - A heated debate erupts over the best way to properly fold a fitted sheet, with some arguing for the "burrito method" and others championing the "fold-under-the-mattress" technique.
6:45 PM - A group of brave souls attempt to break the world record for most consecutive hours spent watching paint dry.
7:00 PM - The Panel of Experts adjourns, leaving attendees to ponder the futility of existence as they depart into the abyss of the weekend.
Dessert