Welcome to the lair of the most extreme environmentalist in the land! I've got news for you: the planet's doomed, and it's all your fault.
Deny the science! The Earth's climate is totally fine. Don't believe the scientists, they're just a bunch of hippies in lab coats.
Solar panels are the devil's work! They're a plot to control your mind and steal your freedom! Don't believe the propaganda, they're just trying to enslave you!
Recycling is not enough! We need to take it to the next level! I've got a plan to turn your trash into a sustainable, self-sustaining ecosystem. Or, you know, just sort it by color and type. That's close enough, right?