Lost in Traffic: The Ultimate Guide to Picking the Wrong Route

Chapter 1: The Art of Misdirection

Step 1: Ignore the GPS and trust your instincts. After all, you're a seasoned local expert.

Step 2: Take a random turn. It's not like you're going to end up in a dead-end alleyway with no cell reception.

Step 3: Pretend you're on a joyride. Listen to music, people-watch, and daydream about your fantasy island getaway.

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