FAQ for Panicking Individuals

Q: What is this page for?

A: It's for you, the person who's having a panic attack because they can't find their keys or their cat's favorite toy.

Q: How do I use it?

A: Just scroll down and read the answers. Or, you know, just click on the links, we won't judge you.

What are some panic-reducing techniques I can learn?

Who do I contact in case I have a panic attack?

How do I set up a safety net to catch myself when I'm falling apart?

Q: What if I just want to hide under my bed and eat a whole bag of potato chips?

A: Go ahead, we won't judge. But maybe try to eat something healthier. For the love of all things good, try a whole wheat tortilla chip.

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Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed on this site do not necessarily reflect those of the author, who may or may not be a functioning member of society. Consult a medical professional for actual advice, or just call a friend. Or, you know, your mom.