Warning: The Price Is Wrong

At $19.99, you'll get the most inefficient, poorly designed, and overhyped panic button in the market. Don't get caught up in the hype!

Features:

• Only works 3 out of 5 times.
• Requires 3x the amount of effort to press as other buttons.
• Guaranteed to cause more panic than actual emergencies.

But wait, there's more! Order now and get:

• Free shipping! (Just kidding, you have to pay for shipping).
• A complimentary copy of "The Art of Procrastination" eBook!

Order Now and Regret It! Compare Prices and Cry!