1. The cost of therapy sessions: $200/hour - Because who needs actual human interaction when you can pay to talk to someone who's paid to pretend to care?
2. Overpriced coffee in a hipster neighborhood: $18/cup - Because who needs sleep when you can have caffeine-fueled anxiety?
3. The cost of a gym membership: $100/month - For the privilege of paying $20 for a 45-minute workout and 20 minutes of awkward small talk with a stranger.
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