Advanced Panic Button Techniques

Advanced Panic Button Techniques

When you're faced with an impending doom, don't just press the panic button, try these techniques to really make it count:

1. Over the shoulder check: Quickly glance behind you to see if the apocalypse is coming for you.
2. Distract the masseuse: If you're in a spa, try to talk your masseuse into giving you a different treatment, like a shoulder massage.
3. Pretend it's a simulation: Tell yourself it's all just a simulation, like The Matrix, and you're just a highly advanced android.

Remember, these techniques won't actually prevent the panic, but they might just make you feel slightly less panicked while you're panicking.