Attack Their Decor

Technique 1: The Randomly Placed Stapler

Place a stapler on their desk with an ungodly amount of staples facing the wrong direction.

Watch as they try to figure out what it is.

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Technique 2: The Fake Meeting Invitation

Send them an email inviting them to a meeting that never existed.

They will be confused, but mostly just annoyed.

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Technique 3: The Inexplicable Scream

Yell "I'M BEING WATCHED BY EYES IN THE SKY!" at the top of their voice.

They will be both frightened and embarrassed for you.

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