Techniques for Performing Unsolicited Dance

Technique 1: The Sudden Spasm

Jump up and down in your seat 5 times, flailing your arms wildly, and shouting "I've got the rhythm!"

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Technique 2: The Spontaneous Shimmy

Shimmy your shoulders, bob your head, and tap your toes to the beat of the invisible disco ball in your mind.

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Technique 3: The Uncontrollable Wiggle

Wiggle your hips like a fish out of water, while simultaneously making "whoop" noises and flailing your arms like a flamingo on a pogo stick.

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