This is a simulation of a panic button, because, you know, in case the apocalypse comes and you need to panic.
Technique 1: The Classic "Run Around Like a Headless Chicken" Method Technique 2: The "Scream-at-the-Wall-and-Hope-for-the-Best" Method Technique 3: The "Futilely-Check-Under-Every-Furniture-For-Ghosts-From-Under-the-Bed" Method Technique 4: The "Just-Call-911-and-Hope-They-Can-Deal-With-It" Method