Buy a New Keycard: The Panic Edition

Are you tired of using the same boring old keycard? Do you want to stand out from the crowd and show off your unique style? Look no further! Our new keycard collection features:

• Gaudy Neon
• Glittering Glam
• Retro Frenzy

But be warned, our keycards may cause:

• Excessive happiness
• Uncontrollable keycard envy
• Unstable relationships due to constant comparisons of keycard styles

Don't say we didn't warn you.