Panic Buying 101

Expert Advice from the Neo-Brutalist Institute

Tip 1: Stock up on toilet paper, it's going to be a wild ride

Don't get caught with your pants down, hoard those rolls like your life depends on it. You know it will.

Learn more about our toilet paper stockpiling strategies

Tip 2: Buy all the canned beans, you never know when you'll need to make a 3-day bean burrito

It's not just about the protein, it's about the freedom to create a bean-filled culinary masterpiece at any moment's notice.

Discover the art of bean-based survivalism

Tip 3: Invest in a reliable water filtration system, because tap water is just a rumor

Don't get caught with a bad case of "tap water anxiety," get ready for the worst.

Learn how to avoid waterborne pathogens like a pro