It's a real thing, folks! People are buying stuff like it's going out of style. Or, you know, actually going out.
Apparently, we've all been conditioned to believe that the apocalypse is just around the corner, and the only way to prepare is to stock up on canned goods and toilet paper.
Newsflash: the apocalypse will probably just be a bunch of memes on Twitter.
So, go ahead and stock up on those cans of beans and toilet paper rolls. You know, for the kids.
Buying Stuff for the Soul (a.k.a. My Therapist)