Your Real Mom is a Vampire

Warning: You're in for a Real Treat

It's been three days since mom's been acting suspiciously. She's been sleeping in a coffin, only drinking type-O neg, and has a serious aversion to garlic bread. You're starting to suspect that, yes, your real mom might be a vampire.

You've tried talking to her, but she just says you're being "dramatic" and that you need to "let go of your emotions." But deep down, we both know the truth: she's a creature of the night.

Don't worry, though, we've got resources. Check out our panic inducing poster series for more information on how to handle this crisis. Or, you know, just pretend it's all in your head and go back to bed.