EVACUATION PROTOCOL INITIATED. PLEASE STAND BY FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

DO NOT PANIC. BUT IF YOU MUST, PLEASE DO SO IN A CALM AND ORDERLY MANNER.

ASSEMBLY POINT ALPHA
ASSEMBLY POINT BRAVO
ASSEMBLY POINT CHARLIE
ASSEMBLY POINT DELTA
ASSEMBLY POINT ECHO
ASSEMBLY POINT FOXTROT
ASSEMBLY POINT GOLF
ASSEMBLY POINT HOTEL
ASSEMBLY POINT INDIAN
ASSEMBLY POINT JULIET
ASSEMBLY POINT KILO
ASSEMBLY POINT LIMA
ASSEMBLY POINT ROMEO
ASSEMBLY POINT OSCAR
ASSEMBLY POINT PAPPA
ASSEMBLY POINT QUEBEC
ASSEMBLY POINT ROMEO-2

IF YOU HAVE REACHED THIS PAGE, PLEASE PROCEED TO YOUR DESIGNATED ASSEMBLY POINT. IF YOU'RE NOT SURE, ASK YOUR NEAREST AUTHORITY FIGURE OR CONSULT THE MAP.

MAP OF ASSEMBLY POINTS

LIST OF COMMON EMERGENCIES

This page has been generated on 2023-02-27 14:30:00, for the following purposes: - To provide instructions and directions for the general public during an emergency evacuation. - To list all assembly points and their corresponding locations in case of a disaster or other emergency. - As a satirical and absurd take on the typical "in case of emergency" protocol, with a dash of Neo-Brutalist flair.