Bunker Planning: The Ultimate Guide to Not Being a Hero

Chapter 1: Bunker Selection and Acquisition

Welcome, would-be bunker dwellers! Are you ready to abandon the world and live in style? In this comprehensive guide, we'll cover the essentials of selecting and acquiring the perfect bunker for your post-apocalyptic needs. But don't worry, we won't be like those boring, generic "survivalists" who just want to survive. No, no. We're talking high-stakes, high-fashion, bunker life.

First things first: you'll need to choose the right bunker. Consider the following factors:

• Location: Will you be living in the heart of the city or in a cozy little cave system beneath a abandoned theme park? The choice is yours.
• Security: How much do you trust your fellow humans? Will you be living in a heavily fortified bunker or a DIY, ramshackle affair?
• Amenities: Do you like fancy things, like hot tubs and espresso machines? Or will you be living off the land, subsisting on a diet of canned beans and despair?

Chapter 2: Bunker Design

The design of your bunker is crucial. Think functionality, think sustainability, think Instagrammability. You want your bunker to be a sanctuary, a retreat from the madness above.

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• Lighting: Will you be using solar, wind, or good ol' fashioned candles?
• Air filtration: Will you be relying on a trusty ol' HEPA filter or a DIY system involving a lot of duct tape and prayers?
• Food storage: Will you be hoarding canned goods or relying on a trusty old garden in the backyard?