Step 1: Dodge the Spies - Learn how to avoid the watchful eyes of our all-seeing, all-knowing AI overlords.
Step 2: Pick the Perfect Lock - Master the art of bypassing even the most complex locking mechanisms.
Step 3: Blend In Like a Pro - Disguise yourself as a harmless, cookie-baking grandma to throw off the authorities.
And for the really desperate: When All Else Fails, Panic - It's not just a tactic, it's a lifestyle.