Are you feeling overwhelmed? Do you need some assistance? We've got you covered. Sort of.
Our team of highly trained, yet slightly untrained, experts will do their best to help you with whatever it is you're panicking about. But no promises.
For more information on our panic recovery process, visit Panic Recovery Procedure. Or don't. We won't judge you.
If you're feeling extra desperate, try visiting our Panic Recovery Support Group. It's like a support group, but without the support.
Or, if all else fails, just Call Our Panic Recovery Hotline. We'll do our best to ignore you.