RENTAL AGENTS: THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONS OF PANIC MODE

Where's the fire, you ask? We're here, that's where. Browse our listings for the most unpredictable, the most unreliable, the most utterly chaotic rental experiences in the city.

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We're not your average rental agents. We don't do 'normal'. We don't do 'conventional'. We do 'WHOOOOSH'.

Our listings are like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get. Except, you know, the chocolates are actually just a bunch of burnt offerings to the landlord gods.

• Previous Landlord Was a Real Character
• Mysterious Mold Symptoms? No Problem!
• Mysterious Maintenance Requests? Ha! That's just the neighbors being neighborly.

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