Welcome to Self-Absorption Counseling

Because you clearly have too much time on your hands, and not enough self-awareness

Are you consumed by your own ego? Do you find yourself wondering why nobody understands you? Or are you just really, really good at making excuses for why you can't get anything done?

Don't worry, we've got you covered. Our team of highly trained, slightly-above-average therapists will guide you through the process of realizing that you're not special, and probably never were.

Justify Your Existence | The Art of Procrastination

Disclaimer: We're not responsible for any damage caused by increased self-awareness.