DOOMSDAEMON

Preparing for the Apocalypse, One Bunker at a Time

Welcome to the world's most secure, most impenetrable, most utterly useless bunker. Where the only threat is the existential dread of being stuck here forever.

Features:

• 4-foot thick walls of solid steel
• Self-sustaining ecosystem, powered by a single, flickering fluorescent light
• Comprehensive library of survival guides, including "The Art of Doing Nothing" and "The Joy of Waiting for the World to End"
• State-of-the-art entertainment system, featuring 24/7 loop of elevator music and reruns of "The Price is Right"

Stock up on supplies! Distract yourself from the impending doom with our extensive collection of cat videos!