Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you yearn for the freedom to do absolutely nothing productive?
Look no further! This site is dedicated to helping the lovable losers of the world find their true calling: procrastination!
Here are some tips and tricks to help you excel at being a professional loafer:
This is the most important step in the process of becoming a master of doing nothing.
Avoiding the couch will only lead to unnecessary exertion and potential injury.
Don't bother changing into your pajamas. You're already wearing them.
TV, movies, or cat videos - the choice is yours. Just make sure to mute the sound so you can focus.
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