LOSER'S GUIDE TO PAIN

Are you tired of being a functioning member of society? Do you yearn for the freedom to do absolutely nothing productive?

Look no further! This site is dedicated to helping the lovable losers of the world find their true calling: procrastination!

Here are some tips and tricks to help you excel at being a professional loafer:

Tip 1: Make Your Bed

This is the most important step in the process of becoming a master of doing nothing.

Tip 2: Find a Comfortable Spot

Avoiding the couch will only lead to unnecessary exertion and potential injury.

Tip 3: Get Comfortable

Don't bother changing into your pajamas. You're already wearing them.

Tip 4: Watch Something

TV, movies, or cat videos - the choice is yours. Just make sure to mute the sound so you can focus.

Want to learn more? Click here for advanced techniques.