Psychomanipulation: Because Adulting is Hard
Warning: This page contains high-level, expert-level psychomanipulation techniques.
Are you tired of being an adult? Do you find that your life just won't calm down? Do you wish there was a way to harness the raw energy of existential dread and channel it into something more... useful?
We have the answer: Psychomanipulation. Our team of expertly-trained, slightly-burned-out millennials will help you learn the dark arts of manipulating your emotions into a state of perfect panic.
From anxiety-induced productivity hacks, to the art of turning minor setbacks into major crises, we'll show you the secrets to achieving peak levels of stress and self-doubt.
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