Ghosting: The Art of Disappearing Without Notice

The ultimate guide to vanishing from your partner's radar without ever having to have the "talk".

Basic Techniques:

• Block their number, but not your email (just in case).
• Cancel any upcoming plans, but only on a Tuesday.
• Unfollow them on social media, but leave a cryptic post about how you're "not really into it" anymore.

Advanced Techniques:

• Send a series of increasingly cryptic texts, each one more confusing than the last.
• Delete all your photos together, but leave a few strategically placed ones of your ex.
• Change your profile picture to a picture of a tree, but only if you're a guy.

And for the truly committed: Ghostscript for the advanced practitioner.

Side Effects:

Loss of sleep, occasional feelings of guilt, and the possibility of being mistaken for a ghost in a crowded elevator.

Disclaimer:

We're not responsible for any relationships that are destroyed in the process of ghosting. You've been warned.