You're Drowning in a Sea of Cat Videos
A comprehensive guide to coping with the existential dread of social media
Step 1: Delete Your Social Media Accounts
Just kidding, you won't do it. But seriously, try deleting those apps.
Instead, try using a website blocker like BlockThatBlogger.
Step 2: Create a Social Media Detox Schedule
Set aside 30 minutes each day for social media "self-care". Use this time to scroll mindlessly, but with a sense of purpose.
Try to stick to it, but let's be real, you'll probably end up scrolling through 12 hours of cat videos.
Step 3: Develop a Social Media Filter
Create a mental block that filters out all posts containing the words "influencer", "sustainable", or "wellness".
Or, you know, just use the browser extension BadWordsFilter.
Remember, social media is a never-ending abyss of anxiety and despair. But with these steps, you might just make it out alive.