Q: What's the deal with the holes?
A: Those aren't holes, they're ventilation.
Q: Why do I feel like I'm being judged?
A: You're being judged. You're being judged by the Underwear Police, and they're very serious.
Q: Can I wear my favorite superhero cape with my underwear?
A: Only if you're secretly a superhero.
Q: Can I wear my underwear as outerwear?
A: Only on Tuesdays, and only if you're a time-traveler from the future.
Q: Are these questions really answers to actual questions?
A: No, these are just random sentences I found on a used typewriter.