Panting 101: The Art of Not Trying
Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Doing Nothing
When it comes to panting, it's all about finesse, not skill. The art of looking good while doing nothing is a delicate dance of relaxation.
Here are a few tips to get you started:
Panting 102: The Art of Looking Good While Doing Nothing
The Science of Panting: A Guide to the Unspoken Rules
Chapter 2: The Physics of Doing Absolutely Nothing
It's all about the principles of fluid dynamics, my friend. Learn to harness the power of inertia to do, well, nothing.