Pap Smearing 101 - The Art of Proper Paperwork

Learn the ancient art of smearing pap with finesse and precision. Our comprehensive guide will walk you through the basics of pap smearing, from the perfect amount of spread to the ideal surface area coverage.

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals

Understand the different types of pap, including the smooth, the chunky, and the pap-ette.

Learn more about the various pap types

Chapter 2: Techniques and Tricks

Discover the art of smearing pap with flair, including the flick, the dab, and the swoop.

Master the pap-smearing techniques

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