Welcome, spacefaring adventurer, to the parabolic frontier! Here, the laws of physics are merely suggestions, and the curves of spacetime are your playground.
Explore the vast expanse of parabolic possibilities, where the horizon stretches out like a tantalizing, tantalizing curve. Discover new worlds, encounter strange new life forms, and boldly go where no parabola has gone before.
Or, you know, just sit back and watch the parabolas roll by like a cosmic, colorful parade.
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