Parabolas are optional, but have you ever felt the thrill of watching a parabola just slightly not quite reach its vertex? No? Just us.
But seriously, have you considered the implications of a parabola's gentle curve on your mental health?
We've got experts in the field of Parabolic Trauma (a real and totally-not-made-up thing) who can help.
Learn more about Parabolic Trauma
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Parabolic Exceptional Objects page for a real treat.
