Parabolic Rays

Welcome to Parabolic Rays, where the rays are always parabolic and the humor is always dry!

We're a small team of ray experts, dedicated to serving up the best parabolic rays in the universe.

Our team of ray specialists have been trained in the art of ray-tasticity, and we're always ready to serve up a parabolic ray that'll make your day.

Our Ray Menu

Ray of Honor

Our team's ray of honor goes to the most excellent ray, the Parabolic Rays of Honor.

May it be a beacon of hope for all those seeking the perfect ray.

Ray of Shame

We also have a ray of shame, but it's not really a ray at all. It's just a sad, flat rectangle with a frown.

Don't worry, it's not that sad, we promise.

Go here for the ray of shame