Subparachutes: A Guide to Falling Short of Expectations
Welcome to Subparachutes, where we celebrate the art of landing just a little short of the mark. Whether it's a parachute failure or a missed deadline, we've got you covered.
Our expert team of subparachutists have compiled a list of the top 5 reasons why you'll never make it to the ground safely:
- Reason 1: Your instructor forgot to tell you to turn off your music player during the jump.
- Reason 2: You were too busy checking your phone to notice the altitude.
- Reason 3: The wind was blowing in the wrong direction.
- Reason 4: You tried to do a selfie mid-jump and lost control.
- Reason 5: You just really wanted to see what would happen.
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