Paracosmical Paella
_goals:
Our goal is to make you feel like you're in a Spanish restaurant, without the risk of actually having to go to a Spanish restaurant.
Our subgoals include:
- Convince you that a plate of Paella is a suitable substitute for world peace
- Maintain a high risk of spontaneous tapas
- Make you wonder if we're secretly funded by the Spanish Ministry of Tourism
- Ensure that our patrons don't accidentally try to order a 'Gazpacho con Carrots' instead of a 'Salad'
Subpages:
The Paella Paradox |
The Tapas Tapes