...we're stuck in an infinite loop of paradisal bliss. The grass is always greener, but it's also somehow simultaneously burning in a fiery pit of despair.
Don't worry, it's just a minor temporal anomaly. We'll get out of this loop eventually... or maybe we'll just keep spinning forever, lost in the vortex of our own existential dread.
We've been stuck in this loop for:
Click here if you want to see how we're doing in our infinite regression