Technical Support
Warning: Do not attempt to troubleshoot your own code, as it may cause irreversible damage to your mental health.
We have a highly trained team of experts who are not actually trained, but will try their best not to mess things up.
For emergency assistance, please contact our support team at Emergency Contact.
Or, if you're feeling particularly desperate, try our Chat with Ron, our resident tech guru.
Or, if you're just plain lost, try Follow the Map, our interactive guide to getting lost in the digital wilderness.