Time Travel Tantrums - The Paradox Avoidance Coaches

Are you tired of getting lost in the timestream? Do you find yourself stuck in a never-ending loop of 'what if's' and 'maybe's'? Do you fear the wrath of the grandfather paradox?

Look no further! Our team of expert Time Travel Tantrum Coaches are here to guide you through the treacherous waters of chrono-avoidance.

We specialize in:

• Linear Regression - Because sometimes you just need a good ol' fashioned timeline straightening.
• Causal Loops - We'll help you untangle the knots of your timestream.
• Timey-Banana Therapy - Because who needs a therapist when you can just talk to a fruit?