Paradox Pool: Where Time Dilation is a Luxury
Unleash your inner chrono-sceptic, and let the universe unravel.
Features
Time dilation therapy: Our pools create localized distortions in the space-time continuum.
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Paradox Pool - Time Traveler's Spa
Paradox Pool: Where Time Dilation is a Luxury
Unleash your inner chrono-sceptic, and let the universe unravel.
Features
Time dilation therapy: Our pools create localized distortions in the space-time continuum.
Parallel universe massages: Relax while your alternate selves relax in our adjacent realities.
Chrono-sensory deprivation: Our zero-gravity pools will leave you feeling weightless and timeless.
Packages
Butterfly Effect Basic Package
Time Traveler's Deluxe Package
Quantum Leap Package (includes risk of spontaneous human combustion)
What our clients say:
"I traveled back in time and forgot my own existence. Worth it." - John D.
"I'm still trying to find a way back to my reality. Not recommended." - Sarah K.
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