Paradox Resolution Guidelines

When confronted with a paradox, remain calm and follow these steps:

Consult the Chrono-Synthesis Manual for guidance on resolving temporal anomalies.
Contact Paradox Counselors for emotional support and crisis intervention.
In extreme cases, seek the expertise of Quantum Consultants for advice on navigating the complexities of quantum mechanics.
Remember, the Paradox Registry is always available to provide a comprehensive database of known paradoxes and their resolutions.

Disclaimer: These guidelines are not to be taken lightly. Paradox resolution is a serious business, and the consequences of failure can be... unfortunate.