You are now in a state of temporal flux. Time is relative, yet it's also very real. Make of it what you will.
Try the Chronos Crisis subpage for more temporal troubles.
Or, if you're feeling brave, visit the Epistemological Quagmire for a taste of the absurd.
But be warned: the more you eat, the more confused you'll become.
Or will you?
Quantum Leap into the unknown, if you must.
Logical Nonsense for those who've already had their fill.