This is the Paradox of Logic, where the laws of reason and sanity no longer apply. Here, the absurd and the illogical reign supreme.
Below, you will find the following subpages, each more confounding than the last:
Tutu Logic 0: The Beginner's Guide to Confusion Tutu Logic 1: Where the Rules of Logic Go to Die Tutu Logic 2: The Art of Making a Mess of a Simple Thing Tutu Logic 3: The Ultimate Guide to Doing the Opposite of What You Meant to Do Tutu Logic 4: The Paradox of Self-Defeating ExpectationsMay the odds of confusion be ever in your favor.