Paradox 2/5: The Ultimate Inconvenience

Where logic is but a distant memory, and the fabric of space-time is torn asunder.

Here, the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the universe is in a constant state of flux.

Paradox 3/5: The Infinite Loop is just around the corner, but don't get too excited, it's still in beta.

The Infinite Loop's User Manual is a real page-turner, if you're into that sort of thing.