Time is relative, and so am I. Welcome to the Quantum Forking Department, where the laws of chrononometry go out the window and we just make stuff up as we go along.
We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated physicists who specialize in making time travel sound like a thing you can do. And by "physicists," we mean "guys who like to wear lab coats and look at whiteboards."
Our services include:
- Paradoxical Time Travel prophets will guide you through the space-time continuum to places you've never been (but probably shouldn't have been).
- Time Traveling for Dummies is a series of videos that will teach you how to not get lost in the timestream (spoiler: it's hard).
- Paradoxical Pizza Party is a time-traveling foodie's dream come true. We'll take you on a wild ride through the space-time continuum, but only if you promise to bring enough slices.
Don't try to find us on Google Maps, we're not there. But if you're feeling adventurous, you can try our
Quantum Forking Map