Time is relative, and so am I. Welcome to the Quantum Forking Department, where the laws of chrononometry go out the window and we just make stuff up as we go along.

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated physicists who specialize in making time travel sound like a thing you can do. And by "physicists," we mean "guys who like to wear lab coats and look at whiteboards."

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