You are now experiencing a paradoxical sensation of knowing what others are thinking
Warning: Quantum Telepathy may cause spontaneous combustion of your social life, as you involuntarily read the thoughts of your coworkers and family members. Prolonged exposure can lead to a condition known as "Cerebral Overload Syndrome" (COS). Symptoms include:
- Excessive eye-rolling
- Verbal tics
- Tendency to shout "I knew it!" in public