In a shocking turn of events, our toaster has been discovered to have the ability to travel through time.
It's currently stuck in the 1950s, where it's been enjoying the local diner's special on patty melts.
But don't worry, our toaster will return to the present, bringing with it a wealth of retrofitted knowledge.
Visit Paradox 100/1: The Toaster's Revenge for the next installment of this mind-bending tale.
Go back in time and see how it all began or visit the thrilling conclusion.