Buridan is a paradox that will never yield, it is as stubborn as a mule and twice as hard.
It's the perfect place to get lost in the infinite loop of self-referential logic, where the more you try to get out, the more you're drawn back in.
Don't try to escape, you'll only end up in Basilisk's Maze of Reflections or The Paradox of the Paradox.
Or, you know what, just go see Zeno, he'll sort you out.