Temporal Disruptions

Welcome to Chronocide, where Time is a Joke

Chronocide is a realm where time is broken, and the fabric of reality is held together with duct tape and prayers.

Our scientists have discovered a way to create miniature black holes that only exist for exactly 3.14 seconds, just long enough to suck up all the productivity in the area.

Learn more about Quantum Fluctuations that are causing all the trouble.

But don't worry, it's not all bad! We've also discovered a way to make time go backwards, but only on Tuesdays.

Visit our Retro-Time Travel section to learn more about our attempts to fix this mess.

Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. Or do. We won't judge you.