In this corner of the internet, Curry's Theorem holds sway. A theorem so powerful, so feared, so utterly bewildering.
It states that any language that contains a recursive function with an uncomputable value will eventually become inconsistent. But what does it mean, you ask?
Imagine a never-ending staircase, with each step leading to another, identical step. That's what Curry's Theorem does to your sanity.
But don't just take our word for it, visit our Paradoxes of the Madhouse subpage to see examples of languages gone mad.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, venture into our Curry's Variant subpage, where the consequences of the theorem are put to the test.
Remember, in the world of Curry's Theorem, the only constant is the madness.